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February 11, 2005
Fecal Incontinence and the Sweatsuit of Depression
Yesterday I went to the mailbox and got our mail. I promptly dropped it all over the sidewalk. When I bent over to pick it up I saw this:
Looking through it, it appears to be something you stick up someone's ass, blow it up to form a seal, and connect it to a bag. How did I get on THAT mailing list?
I bought a big sweatshirt and sweatpants to lounge around the house in when my ovaries feel like the size of bowling balls. That was a few weeks ago. They have since morphed into The Sweatsuit of Depression. I wear this sweatsuit on those days when leaving the house is too much for me. Those days when just getting out of bed is a challenge.
I sunk to a new low today. I wore The Sweatsuit of Depression out of the house. I have officially let myself go. In my defense, I did at least shower and make some attempt to tame the wild beast that is my hair. I'm two steps away from wearing a housecoat, knee high support hose, and rollers in my hair.
Posted by jlraynes at February 11, 2005 09:54 PM
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I really like the term the "sweatpants of depression". I have my own pair that I've been wearing out of the house for a MONTH now with the only rule being that I have to wear them with something that covers my ass. Sounds like we'll both soon be two ol' biddies tearing around our neighborhoods.
Posted by: suz at February 12, 2005 12:15 AM #
I really like the term the "sweatpants of depression". I have my own pair that I've been wearing out of the house for a MONTH now with the only rule being that I have to wear them with something that covers my ass. Sounds like we'll both soon be two ol' biddies tearing around our neighborhoods.
Posted by: suz at February 12, 2005 12:16 AM #
I actually can't wait for the day that I'm old enough to go shopping in my bathrobe without anyone caring.
I'm sorry about the sweatsuit of depression, and the celiac disease.
Posted by: Joanne at February 12, 2005 11:16 AM #
Posted by: Jen/VintageUterus at February 12, 2005 12:53 PM #
Posted by: Emily at February 15, 2005 09:40 PM #